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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Resisting arresst: you’re doing it right
lazy fucking cops, oh he ran im done.
Yahweeeeeeeehhhhhhhh!!
America’s system is just ridic.
More amused than anything else.
LOL
(Source: suckcockforsatan)
Schrödinger likes to read murder mysteries in the afternoons. He just got to a really shocking part.
When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all
“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”
“Yup.”
“Positive?”
“Yes, mom.”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all
Until I cut that bitch, then they’re all
“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”
HAHA THIS IS CLEVER
harry potter blooperes